SO FAR

Much has changed since i last posted...

1) no tree as a background image, that lonely tree too found a good company and left me alone, but i think its only when we are all alone that we get most encouraging inner voices and most constructive feelings.

2) haven't brushed since morning, but ya, breakfast was good...when is the bathroom being vacated btw?

3) bathroom reminds me of soaps, yeah daily soaps on TV, man... they are so damn addictive!!! this addiction seems to be heredity to me... from my dadi to my mom and from my mom by trickle down effect to me too...

4) at the end of the day i have no choice but to watch Adult TV Show on Channel V... Dare 2 Date, where the most daring person would be the one who dares 2 date the host of the show... watch it to know more ;-)

5) the only thing adult in the show was perhaps mother of the guy... Abhishek who was made to interfere with the kids' date... when he and Sakshi were keenly (Abhishek not so keenly) talking about ex-BFs of the lady and their...

sex) life, which actually Mr. Delhi didn't have... oOOops...did i say lady, naah....she was a baby, wearing as small clothes as my maid's 3 month old...

7) finally, close-up in my mouth feels so better...bring on the breakfast once again :)

8) the show along with my house was screeming to donate some clothes to Sakshi in winter rather than my maid!

9) Intern Blues... IIT kind of forcing me to stay Googlish but who won't like to live life France way!!! now France needs some time to think about considering my application when my institute says it does not recommend me...more on that shortly

10) is google still interested in me? has my IIT asked google too to dump the not-so-loyal Gurmeet?

11) Academia.edu: someone just searched for you on Google!!!
Me: who is it?
Academia.edu: someone from the United Kingdom searched Gurmeet Singh IIT
Me: excuse me... what is Google? and where is France? i live life the UK way!!!

12) Weekly HT-City message: be sincere, not serious.... and i realize that i was missing this during my 1st year of IIT... too serious? must be Gurmeet....ye newspaper me tab kyu nahi aya???

13) is it actually an unlucky number? i didn't think so when both google and France offered me intern on Friday the 13th November, but now when both are virtually fighting over (read 'with') me, i realize that may be its got something to do with the Super Combo of Friday+13th...!!!

{14) 14 in hindi... after world AIDS day celebration with my GF yesterday (this reminds me of the 'bhabhiji' incident) i feel too sleepy today! }

15) wonder why the above point is in braces? well.. { XXX } is a condom!

16) 'bhabhiji' incident...no its not some savita bhabhi like incident... those are on my underground blog site, mail me to subscribe...

17) well, a freind of mine from insti scrapped me "gurmeet tu hume bataya nahi bhabhiji ke baare me? yahan sab tujhse kaafii naraz hain" i wonder how this spread at the insti...shayad sach hai... pyaar aur pimple chhupaye nahi chhupta... where's the my anti-pimple lotion btw?